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@green My assport is rated for panamax-sized vessels, but isn't quite capable of suezmax

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@starkatt wait are we talking an asscanal here or what

(I am snickering way too much about this omg)

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@green better than rounding the asscape of good hope.

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@starkatt now I'm snickering over the panoply of geographical features that would be improved with the addition of "ass"

assbutte
assplain (DO I EVEN HAVE TO ASSPLAIN THIS ONE /is slapped)
assmountain
asspass
asscanyon
assriver
assswamp (although I think that's just how a snake says "a swamp")
assprairie

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@green "not to be confused with swamp-ass".

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