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help that joke came to me this morning and I couldn't rest until I worked out the whole thing and wrote it down.

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furry sexuality silly joke 

On the 12th day of Yiffmas, my true love gave to me...

Twelve toppy dragons
Eleven tf potions
Ten sparkledogs
Nine gender-benders
Eight swollen knots
Seven con room parties
Six hypno lessons
FIVE GRINNING YEENS
Four cat boys
Three long taurs
Two textured dongs
And a new smutty drawing of me

y'all, if it goes more than a couple of weeks without rain, most seattlites start getting kinda twitchy.

It's a thing.

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Good news of today: it's raining in Seattle again, finally C:

meme 

@StarshipAmelia@witches.town I would 100% hug a robot if the robot was into that.

I desperately hope @geological_time_scale actually has a bot somewhere counting the seconds.

Join me in a learning adventure as we toot through the whole geological timescale in real time!

This account will toot the eons, eras, periods, and epochs out as we enter them, from here until 4.6 Billion years from now.

Hope the fediverse is around that long!

Run by @cnc

@tcql@octodon.social object permanence still messes with my head tbh.

@blackle@dev.glitch.social "anisotropic" is such a good word though.

I wonder just how much difference there is between the way I see myself and the way others see me.

I bet it's 30°, minimum.

morisanchetto anagrams 

@blackle@dev.glitch.social those are all amazing.

phrase I thought I'd never have to say in the Pacific Northwest: 

@vahnj @thefishcrow @mawr Rain is good and friend and we get it less than advertised and I'm sad about that sometimes.

@Angle@witches.town hi i am interested in replies to this post.

Reminder: this website heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/

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