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Did you know that it’s a good day to hug your fox? It’s true!

One hundred and seventy-two percent of foxes surveyed* indicated that they are fond of hugs and affection! Also scratching behind their ears!

*Please note that touching a fox without permission is not advised. Survey results may have been skewed by over-exuberant foxes who answered multiple times. We are not responsible for any unintended side effects such as being loved forever, nibbling, inability to remove fur from clothes...

Do you ever suddenly get uneasy and disoriented just thinking about how the world like... exists? And how there's so much stuff in it, in nested complexity at every scale? And how weird it is that all this stuff has this one particular configuration and exists at this one moment in time?

I do this. Might be a dissociation thing.

when I was a kid, Tom Stimus' used car dealership in Forsythe had ads on TV. These featured Tom pounding on the hoods of cars in his lot while sweating and screaming about what great deals he had. I always wondered if you bought one of the used cars, whether they all had huge dents in the hood.

Terrible food idea 

Seattle Dog: hot dog, grilled onions, cream cheese. Delicious.

Salty Old Sea Dog: as above, plus a pickle spear. Probably not delicious.

metalworking, please boost 

Hey all! Do I know anyone here who knows how to do detailed CNC work and is willing to take a commission?

YOUTUBE REACTS: Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics (runtime: 65hrs22min)

I can't believe "Parks and Recreation" /starts/ with season 2, pretty daring

Oh my gosh thank you to whomever suggested I watch the SGDQ Super Mario World 3 race. It was good and pure.

I finally got around to watching Baby Driver last night, and it's shot and edited so perfectly that I'm a little bit angry with how good it is.

🤔 is a person who lives in SeaTac a SeaTacian?

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Terrible sex joke 

Realizing too late that your kitchen-improvised personal lubricant isn't safe for condoms:

Panic! At The Crisco

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