The Capitalists (to be read in the same tone as "The Aristocrats")
Remember the Juicero, and how it was an expensive over-engineered pile of capitalist hubris and failure?
The Capitalists sure don't.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1793272089/juisir-juicing-without-the-cleaning/
meta porn //
I imagine porn stuff as being set in a nebulous alternate reality(ies) I call "Porn World". Porn World is like any other fantasy universe you know except all the implausible freaky kinky shit is just… normal. Most social interactions end in sex of some kind and that's OK. Having someone walk in on you while you're masturbating, then stop and offer to help is just a thing that's happened to most people.
"Can you make me a potion to change who I am?"
"No," said the witch. "There are no such potions."
"Oh. I hoped-"
"But I can make a potion to change your body to who you are."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Reminder to Seattle friends (or maybe I forgot to post in the first place): several of my AR pieces will be on display at this event TONIGHT in Volunteer Park! Come see a bunch of amazing artwork and prepare for a chill festive time bathing in light.
"I have no use for 'before and after' pictures.
I can't remember starting, and
I'm never done."
weed, subculture
@starkatt the really weird thing;
before the term took off thanks to Ellu, we were both on Puzzlebox MU* (I think?) where our characters were from different parts of the solar system. My characters/avatars were from the pseudo-Russian area. I used the term to refer to literal dried kelp to make really cheapass faux-tobacco cigs that smelled like low tide when smoked, of which one character was fond because he had crummy taste. I'm sorta glad Ellu's version stuck around instead.
The big thing that both of these had was the sensation that if you just picked a direction and started moving, you'd run into *something* new and interesting.
Actually, from what I watched of my partner playing Breath of the Wild, that looked pretty dang solid too.
Moving to @starkatt
I'm a leftist trans gay fox girl. More than one thing can be true at a time. I believe in agency, subjectivity, and beauty.
In my day job, I'm an apprentice electrician.
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