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opinions about salsa 

I bought some Newman's Own peach salsa because it looked like the best thing the small grocery store had.

This was a mistake.

It tastes like peach jelly with a hint of spicy tomato. Way, way too sweet. 3/10 would not salsa again.

Hi!!!!! We're ready to make new friends, so Crom opened registration again!!!

He also says he's gonna work on accepting federation requests today so.... Hooray!!!!

food trick 

turns out sprinkling on a little cayenne and paprika makes mediocre frozen pizza a whole lot better.

Thing I've been wondering:
what social and memetic shifts have taken place in the Argentinian contingent on mastodon dot social since arriving way back when?

my favorite sex position is still 

*twitches, vibrates, suddenly stiffens into t-pose, clipping through your body and the bed, sinks halfway into the floor, then deforms into spikes out to the horizon before snapping back to normal, totally unfussed spooning*

Oh I forgot to attribute this.

Artist was Battershell at True Love tattoo. I had a really pleasant experience.

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I got the thing!! Pictures coming when the dressing comes off.

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... Okay I gotta try and remember to make an Expanding Brain about necker cubes very soon.

Animal death 

I'm watching a crow pick at a dead rat and it's kind of intense.

Related I'm gonna be hanging out on Capitol Hill for the next three hours so anyone who feels like should feel free to meet up and say hi :)

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Ahhhh the shop had a same-day appointment available so I'm gonna get a tattoo today!

One of them is very upset about the idea that they have to choose a seat and stay in it.

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Suddenly this bus is full of five year olds wearing matching orange shirts.

Ahah, looks like the message I tried to send to my doctor a week+ ago never actually sent.

Okay so in all actuality as a fox when I howl it's this ridiculous noise I cab best transcribe as "Aiaiaiaiaiai!"

but

I can still Awoo.

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