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There's something fascinating to me about how opaque yet widely known the phrase "milkshake duck" is.

got a thing with a lithium ion battery delivered today

box did not have the standard battery warning label

opened the box and there was an inner box that did.

🤔

*walks up to lesbian couple* so which one of you is the Steven Universe Pearl and which one is the Splatoon Pearl

I am here for a :dnd: DM using "Good Job" stickers to get her channer players to behave like actual human beings.

I hope somewhere out there is a former Sun hardware engineer with something like "I studied the Blade for six years" on their resume

There's a guy here who seems to have plasti dipped his entire truck... A Chevy S10... The entire thing is like bumpy rubberized black

Okay. You know what? I'm instituting a new thing. You can participate if you want to but there's no shame if you don't.

I'm gonna call it #BeMyNeighborWeek in honor of the 50th anniversary of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood". (I'm four months late, shh.)

Until 12:01 AM on June 24, I'm going to try to be like Mr. Rogers. No sick burns, no scoring points, no annoyed brush-offs. I will do my best to be patient and kind and understanding.

You can be my neighbor if you'd like.

So there's that tired old joke that the people who go to nude beaches aren't the people you want to see at nude beaches. And,

A: that's really gaze-y and pretty gross

B, also: in my experience: nah.

Animal crossing Royale.
100 people get dropped on an island and make a garden together

Red Cloudbow over Delaware

Image Credit & Copyright: Michael C. Neff (Neffworks Artography)

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap180613.ht #APoD

it is the world's biggest mood to clock fellow transpeople in public and want to reach out to them in solidarity and just not really have any appropriate way to do so

I wonder if the Subnautica devs knew when they were designing certain Leviathans that a lot of people would want to kiss them.

Beautiful word of the day: virga -- rain that evaporates before hitting the ground.

(image source: climate.ncsu.edu/edu/PrecipTyp )

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