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I went to a different pet store than my usual place this afternoon for cat treats. the person behind the counter looked to me like they were barely out of high school, and were playing what I can only assume is "music" consisting of what sounded to me like a series of nonsequential electronic test beeps. at first I thought something was malfunctioning, until it briefly played a melody--then went back to random beeping.

HOW TO USE MASTODON, AN EASY GUIDE:
1. see something nice when going about your day
2. write about it
3. revel in the fact that we are all just people
4. give emotional support and validation to others who write about that nice thing they saw today

"but how do I build my brand?"
friend
you do not have to build your brand
you are free

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I'm a crafty fox in two different senses of the word, and that makes me happy :)

Welcome to my "So you've been banned from twitter because of a joke post making fun of Nazis and/or TERFs, and have decided to come here and are surprised at all the furries" lecture.

Glow Fox mask project 

Y'know,

doing my own code for this project means I can 100% make it light up in trans pride colors.

Nice.

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Glow Fox mask project 

Going with a taped construction instead of a glued/tabbed construction plus not doing layers of decorative finish paper made this go MUCH faster than the first build.

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Glow Fox mask project 

Made a new blank to use as a mold.

Ended up going with 110% scaling factor which was probably a bit too much. The eye hole spacing is a bit weird. Still, probably the kind of thing that nobody but me will notice.

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Glow Fox mask project 

Hmm, apparently when I made V1 (paper) it was scaled at 96% due to A4/US-Letter discrepencies. I'm gonna print this one at 105% to give a little more room for electronics.

Status: fox rapidly bouncing up and down in place while yapping "art!" over and over.

Hey, assorted critters of the Mastodon Federation?

Please read people's bios before hitting follow.

For fuck's sake though, really, what is with people and not reading bios before following.

Someone just reported a user on m.s for posting "furry content".

Oh, honey. You MUST be new here.

hey why did the starfleet helmsman ram his ship into the klingon ship?

poor impulse control

everyone is always nostalgic for floppies until they remember how much of their lives they spent rewinding the damn things with pencils

posthuman genital silliness 

Yeah sure, that's a decent cock, but can even it glow in the dark?

GHB, seattle nightclubs 

Holy shit, last week Foundation was raided and shut down. SPD claims that in a sting, staff were dealing GHB and instructing in how to use it to drug women.

emeraldcityedm.com/foundation-

Having been to one show there... yeah out of the clubs in Seattle I've visited, I'd have ranked Foundation as the one most likely for that to be going on, just based on general atmosphere.

the line "FUCK UP REAL BAD" from the Meatpunks trailer is the most relatable piece of ad copy I've ever seen.

I'm fuckin' queer and damn proud of that.

I'll never not be queer.

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