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Doe anyone know any artists who:

1. Take commissions
2. Are good at realizing textual descriptions
3. Can convincingly depict characters in microgravity environments
4. Can draw good non-furry humans, but
5. Can handle some pretty weird parahuman modifications?

I have a character from a setting where space travel and genetic modification are common, and she's got some weird stuff going on, like glowing hair and a second pair of hands instead of feet (way more useful in microgravity)

You have been visited by the Old Wizard Cat of good fortune. Boost this Toot to bless a stranger.

Drugs, Witch Kelp 

The Pacific North West feels like this with the witches here ;p “hey, wana buy some witch kelp” ;p

🎉 announcement -- please boost if you found this useful! 🎉

Well, I did a thing. I finished up that article I was writing about housing negotiation. I'm really proud of this. Please give it a read, and let me know what you think?

medium.com/@melodicmx/housing-

idk why but something about shorthanding the measure of capacitance picoFarad (pF) to "puff" makes me smile a little.

e.g. "yeah it's good practice to throw a 1-puff decoupling cap on the Vcc"

people are dismissively joking that Mastodon is some ultra-complex shit, as if dot-replies or a lot of other old twitter UX were in any way obvious.

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extremely tired of folks on bird site who don't use mastodon opining about presumed failures of federation.

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Shout-out to that girl at a club a year ago or whatever that was just carrying a pineapple like it was a totally normal thing to have in a club.

Oh, according to their documentation, "recently" is up to three days ago.

...I wouldn't call that recent, in terms of whether someone is accessible or not.

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I really have no idea how to interpret the "last seen recently" Telegram status notification. Does that mean five minutes ago? Within 12 hours ago? I haven't a clue.

... I have no idea why that link isn't linking. Sorry :(

You can also just do a search for "burrito tunnel".

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Charming documents from an alternate reality:

Celebrating the 30th anniversary of the Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel

idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm

ever since i learned that radio producers forced evanescence to include male vocals in Bring Me To Life to make it more heterosexually appealing i'm suspicious of anything that includes mixed gender vocals for no clear reason (excluding bands with more than one gender in its regular members obvs)

that Palo Santo song is about two gay men and the band is all male, but there are female background vocals scattered in the bg and hmmmMMMM

In 1950, Simon & Schuster published a new children’s book, "Dr. Dan the Bandage Man". Publisher Richard Simon decided to include a few bandages with each copy as a publicity gimmick. He wired a friend at Johnson & Johnson:

PLEASE SHIP TWO MILLION BAND-AIDS IMMEDIATELY.

The friend wired back:

BAND-AIDS ON THE WAY. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

I am SO PROUD of their generation. they've *finally* developed music that is completely incomprehensible to me! <333 kids these days and their darned weird music!!

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