Syka Bee @syka@awoo.space

yo, but for awoo

the thing about being me really good at my job and also in an opposite timezone to my manager is that I run out of tasks really easy

@ticky I am so sorry

@ThatDamnCat nope, just SF. I'm trans and quite frankly scared of Texas at this point, so, I doubt I'll ever visit. deliberately didn't submit a paper to OSCON because it's in Austin this year, either :/

I'm not sure what it says that I'm looking forward to a burger in Australia more than I ever did in the US

you'd think the US would kind of have it down

the horrors that lie inbetween the carpet fibres
no wonder I've been coughing my lungs out

one of mine said "no more robot subs" about me buying a Roomba
Look just because it follows my every command

@ticky I went to look up how fast it is these days and apparently Bluetooth 3 had high-speed which was just... 802.11?! like they just keyed a wifi connection over Bluetooth and went yeah there's some high speed

but it looks like bt4+ is like 25Mbit so I guess that's what your headphones use

luv browser inconsistencies

xtreme weather conditions

*kickflips off a rail into a low pressure system, just like tony hawk would*

woo back to the daily work grind, time to see if the new guy has taken up any of my space >:C
also, back to fixing bugs

i should get a couch
so i can sprawl on it

omg my boobs are itchy

save me from this hell

@Freylet it tastes way worse. not chalky like bad au chocolate, but it is very, very sweet. i had 72% cocoa chocolate there that tasted as sweet as .au dairy milk, ffs

@Freylet I am not sure I want to try timtams after the US food treatment though. ughghghgh US chocolate is the worst

@Freylet they are now made for the US market, it's really strange to see imperial measurements on the packet
i guess there's enough australians in california now to make it worth selling them :P

@Freylet T I M T A M S L A M
yeah, i brought a packet of timtams to the US just to show my coworkers this national tradition

I also remembered radiohead exists, which really gels with my exhaustion-depression

🎶 But I'm okay, how are you?
Thanks for asking, thanks for asking
I'm okay, how are you?
I hope you're okay too 🎶

basically, everything candylike in the US is so sweet. sickly, oversweetened. I am so glad to have tim tams and australian chocolate back.