humor @ hospital
A funny thing from the hospital before the boob surgery:
Nurse: "Have you had a hysterectomy or your tubes tied?"
Me, oblivious to why I'm being asked and just happy to be passing with no makeup: "Nope!"
Nurse: "Okay, pee in this." *hands me a cup*
<later>
Nurse: "Okay, you're not pregnant."
Me: "I figured. It would take an above-average level of miracle for that to happen."