humor @ hospital
A funny thing from the hospital before the boob surgery:
Nurse: "Have you had a hysterectomy or your tubes tied?"
Me, oblivious to why I'm being asked and just happy to be passing with no makeup: "Nope!"
Nurse: "Okay, pee in this." *hands me a cup*
<later>
Nurse: "Okay, you're not pregnant."
Me: "I figured. It would take an above-average level of miracle for that to happen."
I've realized that the only times I take days off work are for furry conventions, visiting parents, or surgery. So, next year I'm going to plan a normal person vacation, alone, with no outside demands on what I'm doing with any of my time. I'm considering also finding a way to disconnect from my usual distractions, like wiping my phone and getting a burner SIM so it's only useful for emergencies.
A floof, and some other things.
She/her