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My mom wants me to visit for Thanksgiving. I’m giving a lot of thought to how much I want to spend time around people who will shortly be voting in favor of my civil rights being removed. Right now the answer is “not much”.
I'm going to send her a message outlining these thoughts, but I'm not optimistic about the outcome.
humor @ hospital
A funny thing from the hospital before the boob surgery:
Nurse: "Have you had a hysterectomy or your tubes tied?"
Me, oblivious to why I'm being asked and just happy to be passing with no makeup: "Nope!"
Nurse: "Okay, pee in this." *hands me a cup*
<later>
Nurse: "Okay, you're not pregnant."
Me: "I figured. It would take an above-average level of miracle for that to happen."
A floof, and some other things.
She/her