Dr. Seuss, Dildo mention
So like...
You've probably seen that photoshop'd Dr. Seuss image from Hop On Pop, where they have Pat, who sits on stuff and is about to sit on a cactus in the original, except the cactus has been replaced with a Seuss-style dildo, and it says, "NO PAT NO, DON'T SIT ON THAT,"
And I'm like...
Leave Pat alone, dammit! Don't kinkshame Pat! If Pat wants a dildo up his ass, let him push a dildo up his ass in peace. There's nothing wrong with that. Pat knows what he likes.