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When you die on Masto you also die 

in France

AND IN REAL LIFE.

You, a normal: I have a thing for magical old men.

Me, an intellectual: Yumbledore

yOu
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Watch_Dogs spoilers 

v̡̪̘͚̞̺͇̼̂̊͆̂̓͆̚͡ͅA̴̭̤̯̭͑̓͐͠ư̗ͨ̄ͦ̾̅ͭ̕l̨̝̖͓̼͇̭̤̺̓̃́͞t̵̘̜̲̖̤͙̲̺̣ͬ͛ͪͪ͗̇͑̋ͭ ̨̛̫̪̹̲͓͖̬́͌ͪŤ̾͗̐̑̕͏̴̠ḧ̦̦̫̤̬͓̯̗͕́̍ͣͩ̎̚E͒̉҉̯͔̘͍ ̰̲͉̬͛̌ͩͨ̍͢g̙̳̜̲̦̥̼̖̹ͮ̋̄ͯ͂͌͂̽̚r̶͖̖̙̥̣̘͎̫͔̂ͨ͞͡a̸̶̹̰̟̩͎ͯ̑̇̽̄̓́V̎́̓͋͏̺̜̪͎ę͍̝̦͉͈̫̰͔̠̈͑ͫ̂̈ͤ̕

What are your favorite idioms, expressions, famous quotes, etc.? I'm looking for fodder for my daily weird short prose.

sext 

Seize the means of production, comrade.

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