Horny 

@Motodrachen
But can't you just imagine a band opening like, "Hello Portland! We're Horny For More!"

Also, holy cow Strawberry Shark Week is an amazing band name, bravo.

Horny 

@Motodrachen
Horny For More is both another great mood and a good band name.

Horny 

I wanna be horny on main and I AM horny, but I don't know what I'm horny FOR, ya know?

Everytime I come into Mastodon somebody is always being horny and that's kind of beautiful

@sanspoint it gets you 2 milkshake tickets but you have the pay for any extras yourself

My milkshake summons men to my house
They like it
And I tell them there's a five dollar cover but please do come in

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