Think of all that #brand can do for you!
Hello yes, excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about my #brand?
Vore, dumb joke, panic at the disco
Oh, well, imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear—
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
"Oh, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a vore."
I would like to formally apologize to @grime_witch@witches.town and @benhamill@witches.town for filling their notifications with way too many toots about parenting when all they really asked was "How do you deal with screaming and crying children? It sucks, right?" Y'all are good sports for humoring me.
@thethinktanker Hi Dad I'm gay
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.