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[in a low horrid voice] bill nye the pinkie pie

I chime in with a, "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF" 

being respectful about what other people are interested in?"

Vore, dumb joke, panic at the disco 

Oh, well, imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear—
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
"Oh, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a vore."

I apparently need to go play around in Second Life. I've never played it but it sounds like I ought to.

Sorry I've been here less hey the news gets to me. I've been taking care of myself offline, don't forget you can just not log on and leave your computer off some days

:notes:I'm just a vore boy, nobody loves me:notes:
:notes:HE'S JUST A VORE BOY FROM A VORE FAMILY:notes:

MH, Prescription drugs, general negative feelings 

Oh hey, looks like today is a day for Xanax and begging for positive vibes and validation 🙃

I would like to formally apologize to @grime_witch@witches.town and @benhamill@witches.town for filling their notifications with way too many toots about parenting when all they really asked was "How do you deal with screaming and crying children? It sucks, right?" Y'all are good sports for humoring me.

Democrat Platform for Guaranteed Victory in 2018 and 2020:
-Investing in renewable energy
-Push Universal Health Care
-Push Universal Basic Wage
-Marijuana Legalization
-Change national anthem to Chubby Checker and the Fat Boys' "The Twist"

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