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Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
awoooooo fine me
boops and birbs
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Whenever someone follows me I immediately think, "Let me apologize in advance for disappointing you, your trust is misplaced and you've made a huge mistake."
*Johnny Cash voice* There's a man goin' 'round takin' names. Best hold to yours tightly. If he finds you, you'll know. You'll feel his hot breathe on your ear, you'll shudder as he licks his lips. And your ear will tug your name free from your head and whisper it into his mouth. Who are you again? You'll move to turn your head, but he'll be gone
when the man
comes around.
Have you considered
boops
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Currently wishing:
I knew enough grammar to know if it's supposed to be "currently wishing I was beautiful" or "currently wishing I were beautiful." Neither sound correct.
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Currently wishing:
i was beautiful
@catboys_bot yes please more catboys in maid outfits
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Really though, why does mastodon have to be the "twitter killer"? Can't it just be a thing?
Capitalism makes it so natural for us to rhink in terms of scarcity that usually doesn't exist or doesn't *have* to exist.
seize the butts of production
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catboys
catboys in maid outfits
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CATBOYS IN MAID OUTFITS
boost if you agree
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Which "masto archetrope" would you classify me as? Is that a thing?
AWOOOO*
*to the tune of Waltz for the Moon and Succession of Witches somehow
Also, FFVIII's Junction system's mechanics have interesting fictional consequences because you're letting a summonable monster spirit take up residence in your brain, which erases your memories (!!) the more you use them, which is why you don't remember tons of stuff from your past.
And you go to space! And fall in love! And basically rediscover Lemuria (Esthar)!
FFVIII is magic, man.
Also, FFVIII is a game about technomagic mercenary teenagers aiding an inept terrorist/resistance group in toppling an oppressive regime by assassinating a magical government official who turns out to be your mercenary school principal's wife and your possessed orphanage-mom. And that's disc one.
FFVIII is a game about growing up from the vantage of the young, and all the very real heartache and trauma figuring out who you are entails. It's about change and progression, and it doesn't trivialize the process.
Also, I didn't pick up on the fact that Quistis was super inappropriate for trying to have a relationship with a student, and basically got fired for it.
I also didn't pick up on her BDSM overtones with the whole... whip thing.
I was young, okay?
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quinoa
bullshit food
excellent ff8 ship
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
