✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

You, a normal: I have a thing for magical old men.

Me, an intellectual: Yumbledore

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remember to ping your florps and slam your boinks

no country for old butts

the funk soul bepis

the butt soul brother

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What are your favorite idioms, expressions, famous quotes, etc.? I'm looking for fodder for my daily weird short prose.

Seize the means of production, comrade.

I really love being dominant rough and in charge

and I also really love being told what to do or having things done to me at someone else's whim

y'all

y'all I think I might be

I might be a new Nintendo console.

actual image of awoo dot headquarters

Kind of weird, on Birbsite when something about furries comes up, it's usually to highlight how weird they are or their interactions with "normal folk".

Over here the context is usually "Hey, I'm a vole and that's awesome!"