✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
:notes:Another turning point, a vore stuck in the road:notes:
Rocko's Modern Waifu
I would like to formally apologize to @grime_witch@witches.town and @benhamill@witches.town for filling their notifications with way too many toots about parenting when all they really asked was "How do you deal with screaming and crying children? It sucks, right?" Y'all are good sports for humoring me.
✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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hi i'm mastodad
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Democrat Platform for Guaranteed Victory in 2018 and 2020:
-Investing in renewable energy
-Push Universal Health Care
-Push Universal Basic Wage
-Marijuana Legalization
-Change national anthem to Chubby Checker and the Fat Boys' "The Twist"
Ewan Mcgregor's rendition of Your Song in Moulin Rouge is the best rendition fight me
🎶And you can tell everybody🎶
🎶'bout your dragon dong🎶
🎶It's a little bit furry
this feeling inside🎶
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Selfies with cat ears
I promised pics of myself with cat ears and I've delivered.
They're not realistic ears, but they're cute and maybe so am I.
I need to work on my selfie technique. https://awoo.space/media/OoK87sVxSBzFiv-4XNA https://awoo.space/media/0oJgjMuygfcK9wEUM0s
Other than commission an artist, are there any good Fursona makers out there for the non-visual arts inclined? Or guides for choosing a Fursona other than, "Do what you think is cool/what you think this animal trait means to you?"
COMPETITION! Who can make the lewdest emoji combination? The winner gets the pride/shame of being the lewdest moji maker on masto. #lewdmoji
furry lewdmoji
😻🍑🦄
lewdmoji
😁🍑🗾
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Are there activities that you consider self actualizing?
Them: what are you into
Me: 🍑🛩
Them: 😮
Me: 😉👌
@masklayer Surprisingly erotic emoji😳
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Illegal butt activities the government doesn't want you to try
Star Wars: The Vorce Awakens
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
