✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

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brb renaming the sandwich isles the Pop Tart isles and no one is going to stop me

me, breaking into a mapmakers home to deface their life's work: IF A HOT DOG AIN'T A SANDWICH THEN YOU HAEV TO RENAME THE SANDWICH ISLES IT'S ONLY RIGHT NO DOTN CALL THE COPS

Yes, a hamburger is a sandwich.

If a pop tart is not a sandwich then planet earth is not a sandwich. More like a hot pocket with magma filling. So like a regular hot pocket.

I'll tell you what, the world feels like how a hot pocket tastes.

if pop tarts aren't sandwiches, calzones can't be sandwiches

words are meaningless ONLY SANDWICHES HAVE MEANING

You can fold a pizza, making it a taco shape, which is basically a sub, which is a sandwich

if you don't consider a pop tart a sandwich then you are not a progressive don't @ me

are both particles and waves sandwiches

are butts a sandwich

A pop-tart is not a sandwich, but two pop tarts with brownies in between is a sandwich.

Also, where do you find good written queer erotica? Queer erotic comics/webcomics/prose that are sexy and erotic and explicit without feeling gratuitous or porny/have stories that are about more than just, "When we gon' fuck next?" Are there actually good written queer erotic bundles a la humble bundle or something? I'd even take movie recommendations too

Like, I want erotic, not porny. If that makes sense. And Otome. But not just visual novels, but don't exclude VN'd from recommendations. Honestly, any kind of media would be appreciated. Sorry for the ramble.

I want lewd games on steam or itch.io or indie tabletop RPGs or whatever, wherever! I want games that feature queer sexual content, are about sex and gender and kink, perhaps even explicit and nudity but aren't gratuitous about it. Like, the Sakura Spirit/Fantasy games are a bit too male gaze-y and gratuitous for me, but The Handmaiden's sex scenes and Analog: A Hate Story's erotica were explicit without feeling gratuitous and were still sexy. Any recommendations?

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