disregard the fact that this house has no kitchen. you can grill in the enclosed garden, i guess

@typhlosion I've live there. Especially if the master bedroom had good ventilation but no windows.

@typhlosion ...typos

I'd live there...

Everything on one floor is a major plus.

Wait... shit. Where's the kitchen?

@Elizafox i didn't draw the walls. this was a political graph someone else drew (i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/o) that i decided looked like a house blueprint

@typhlosion I'm... honestly just waiting for Professor Layton to show up and declare the puzzle rules...

@typhlosion You have to rearrange the tiles so that the kitchen fits in the area constraint... BRILLIANT!!!

@er1n it was colonel mustard, with the candlestick, in the centrism

@typhlosion good arrangement of things; mostly appropriate.
Criticisms:
- Where's the kitchen?
- Garden path should be libertarian and for growing crops. The Auth side of the house should be a boring expanse of uniform siding like a McMansion's side.
- And from that, it feels like the libertarian quadrants should be flipped, and the front and back yards. backyard left libertarian, pool left auth, front yard right auth, car-related things right libertarian. Guests and kids left; storage right.

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