doctor: go see pagliacci, the great clown, and laugh away your troubles
patient: but doctor, you *are* pagliacci
doctor: please come the attendance is dismal lately
@typhlosion
go see kasran, the great jokester, and laugh your woes away, at least for a bit
but doctor...
*puts on sunglasses*
i AM kasran.
*drives out of the examination room on a motorcycle*
alternate punchline: "that will be four thousand dollars"