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one of the things jesus gave humanity was his recipe for bread, but it's so tedious to make. the dough takes three whole days to rise

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they had to use pretty strong wood to make jesus' crucifix. no surprise there, though; it had to be lord-bearing

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@typhlosion *single "HA" from the back of the room*

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@typhlosion You're terrible but the good kind of terrible. :D

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