two cowboys face off in the town square
"this town ain't big enough for the two of us"
at the stroke of noon, they both shrink by about a foot in height
"that's much better"
and they go their separate ways
@typhlosion at 10 paces, they draw their shrink rays.
@typhlosion one town over a similar situation secures, but is ameliorated by incorporating the neighboring area into the municipality