i don't care how sweet you make them. raisins aren't candy
@typhlosion might i suggest the ultimate prank: dipping raisins in chocolate, baking the raisins into cookies, and giving them out to all your frenemies
@scoliwings i didn't know my friends were capable of such abject cruelty
(cc @scoliwings) to clarify, i think raisin cookies are fine in very certain circumstances. i am not abjectly against them, i just vastly prefer regular chocolate chip cookies
@typhlosion what about dehydrated papaya?