tired: garfield has no job. he has no reason to hate mondays wired: garfield hates mondays because he loves his owner, and monday is the first day of the week jon has to go to work inspired: jon is a cartoonist who works from home. garfield has no reason to hate mondays
@typhlosion He hates Mondays for the same reason Arthur Dent hates Thursdays — nothing good ever happens to him on that day, irrespective of his non-work non-schedule.
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