the japanese word for lightning is inazuma 稲妻
you'll never guess what the individual kanji mean
@typhlosion Rice Wife, Rice Life tbh
@typhlosion Not my type, but
@typhlosion (indicisive between "not my type" and "not my kink" for this joke so substitute whichever is funnier)
@typhlosion Well, you know what they say. Rice wife,
@typhlosion Riceplant Wifespouse is my dungeons and dragons character name
a flash of ricewife