moth pickup line: "sorry for bumping into you. it's just that i think you're the light of my life"
@typhlosion is true, I use this a lot with my fiancee <3
@typhlosion oh no this is precious though ;w; 💜
@typhlosion that's actually just the LEDs sorry
@typhlosion shit this would work so well on me
@typhlosion could also be used for flirting with people when seeing cuties "in the wild" as it were, by changing the second half to "I mistook you for a lamp, cause you really lit up the room when you walked in"...
better yet they can give four sets of finger guns and multiple winks.
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@typhlosion OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HEART....... 😭💖