Calling up the Red Team and being like "Oh I see you're sweeping our netblocks. Do be careful you don't trip the active countermeasures"

"Active countermeasures?" they ask, just before their systems all explode like consoles on the Enterprise.
...maybe it's a good thing I don't have more power than I do. I really am too much of a villain for my own good.
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@trysdyn plugging in usb killers on all of red team's computers that are set up to activate remotely

@typhlosion Look, if I've determined the biggest risk of breach comes from the red team, actively sabotaging the red team is effective security practice.

@trysdyn spoken like an ai created by a team that didn't learn about ai safety

@typhlosion The difference is I can split hairs like that when it benefits vee and not just all the time because it's my programming :3

I might be more dangerous. Sometimes.
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