i will pay any amount of money to ensure nobody ever feels they have to take two hours to explain scrum to me ever again

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relatedly, does anyone have advice on updating your resume

- task name: Need gravedigging
- user story: As a developer, I want to be able to dig my own grave and jump in it so I don't have to deal with scrum's aggressive boilerplate and weird ceremonies.
- story points: 3
- outcome: not completed
- reason: shovel will arrive next sprint

@typhlosion "P.S. I am already familiar with Agile development, do not explain it to me again" in red at the bottom

@typhlosion I think we need to re-score because this feels more like a 5

@Gulfie the team's logic was that getting a shovel would be easy, forgetting that they're working for a government department and hence can't get anything done quickly ever

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