They call it Python, because programming in it sure feels like a Monty Python sketch sometime ;p
They call it Rust, because that's what your code does very quickly due to breaking changes :v
They call it Scheme, because it's a scheme from MIT to waste all your damn time and cycles :p
@KitRedgrave they call it C because it gets a passing grade but only just
@typhlosion @KitRedgrave they call it c sharp because it's out of tune
@chimerror @KitRedgrave many of the slang terms or other specialty terms for coffee (e.g. java, mocha) come from places where coffee was originally sourced; as the economy became more global, these terms entered the lexicon not as interesting places in their own right, but as the source of goods
anyway they call it java because look what it fucking started, now everything is ruined
@typhlosion @chimerror ooh that's a good one
@KitRedgrave @typhlosion yeah, I thought "Java would be a good one" and then I basically thought about why it's called that (exactly as you posted) and balked
good work!
@typhlosion @KitRedgrave they call it Oberon because you'll fall in love with it on sight but never be able to do anything with it
@typhlosion @KitRedgrave they call it D because it's even less acceptable than C