"lovecraft story protags should have boston accents" came up, so i wrote a monologue
"so this fuckin' guy comes in all color-outta-space, backs up comm ave all the way to the reservoir! i just want my fuckin' dunks! everyone's avertin' their eyes, 'cept the nice homeless lady who sleeps near packards corner, i didn't see her actin' no different anyhow - so i get out my car and walk up arms out like 'hey chowderhead! it's the morning fuckin' rush!' and out he comes with his yah-yah-fitaggin bullshit, i dunno, sounded like italian or something, so i says 'you a yank? go back to central station, y'ugly tool!' and BAM, 28 inches of aluminum straight to the dome, or what i thought was the dome. don't remember much of what happened after that, but i woke up gettin' dragged out of the charles by a trader joes worker who'd banged out for a smoke"
"lovecraft story protags should have boston accents" came up, so i wrote a monologue
@typhlosion This is a work of art. Xi have played xir share of Cthulhu games and xi are not kidding. This needs to be a Call of Cthulhu-style TTRPG character.
"lovecraft story protags should have boston accents" came up, so i wrote a monologue
@typhlosion I don't have a lot of good mental reference points for bostonian so I read this in the scout voice
re: "lovecraft story protags should have boston accents" came up, so i wrote a monologue
@aeonofdiscord i mean, same
real ones can figure out exactly where this story takes place based solely on the provided clues