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they really will just straight up advertise you whatever, huh

apparently it's got a 200kg/h throughput

unfortunately i don't have a 300m² shop with at least 4m clearance, or else i'd contact them for a price quote

can't believe the ad gods think i'm in a position to buy the literal actual means of production

@typhlosion eat the machine itself for infinite fries in your you

@gaffyishere i think i would also need to eat infinite raw potatoes for that

@typhlosion actually since im here can i share a funny ad ive gotten a few times

@typhlosion i wanna see a street vendor with their little cart, but you walk up to say "one please," and they open up the lid to pull out an entire industrial french frier, hot n fresh!

@typhlosion finally, I'll be able to satisfy my hunger for french fries. mcdonalds won't sell me more than 100 lbs of french fries per day.

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