six pokémon is enough for a full basketball team and one relief player
just sayin'
@typhlosion "there's no rule saying a charizard can't play basketball" --some movie, probably
@jk @Xkeeper @typhlosion there's no rule saying a wailord can't play basketball
it's in a Pokemon fanfic somewhere, and that will eventually be rewritten into "original" fiction, and that will eventually become a blockbuster franchise
@sydneyfalk @Xkeeper "the Fifty Shades of Gray of pokémon sports stories" - a review, probably
and the reviews for the film will be
"It's the kid-friendly Fifty Shades of Gray that isn't about Pokemon but actually is that we've all been waiting for!"
literally the only thing you can ever be certain of is that the future will be weirder than we expect
(even taking that certainty into account)
@typhlosion Six metagrosses, my team is done