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HI I'M IN A GREAT MOOD

ASK ME HOW MUCH I HAVE TO PAY TO GET MY CAR FIXED

WAIT DON'T ASK IT'S FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS

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FOUR
💵💵💵THOOOOOUSAND💵💵💵
DOLLARS

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[very hbomberguy voice] EIGHTEEN TRILLION CANADIAN U.S. DOLLARS

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but real talk the wise move at this point would probably be to sell the piece of shit for salvage and just buy a new car with the money

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the best use of my time right now is definitely to go shopping for a new car yeah for sure for sure

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[whispers] foooour thoooousand dollaaaaars

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