why don't we let people choose their own names
why don't we let people choose their own names at the age of 10
people complain about weirdass names *now*, but oh boy
@typhlosion man, this is why I have a terrible email address that I'm only now trying to get rid of.
@typhlosion because I picked an AOL screenname at the age of 10 and have just stuck with it since.
"what is your name?"
"Goku Henderson"
"Iceking Jones, nice to meet you, Mr. Henderson"