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@Kyoji @EeveeEuphoria of course, and i apologize for coming off like that's what i meant

@EeveeEuphoria @Kyoji forums exist! there have been plenty of ways to publicly meet people that have existed long before twitter and facebook et al monopolized online society

@EeveeEuphoria @Kyoji there are other ways to meet people though. if you met your best friend at a cult you both escaped from that doesn't mean the cult is worth keeping around

debuted #1 on the nonfiction bestsellers list with my newest, 'BRAIN: what conceptual vectors and orthogonal thinking can teach us about the pathways of success'

boss makes a dollar
i make a dollar
we work at the mint

you thought steven seagal was in that movie? psh. you're so gallible

a ton of people think the universe is made out of like, successively smaller bits of dirt

but my understanding of the best model we have is that it's actually like, smeary number vapor, to be vague about it

and this seems deeply important to me in a way I struggle to explain.

like

nothing is made out of anything y'all

and yet our entire experience is hella real.

i have a chip on my shoulder, so let me get it off my chest: i HATE when idioms force me to reference anatomy inconsistently

assistance request, paypal link 

so @pillowcat just had to leave her job which means paying for food this month is a bit up in the air, could use some help

paypal.me/nautilee

neg 

hard to put my heart into spooky season when i've been living in a nightmare since april

this is entirely nonsense 

@typhlosion
dear local government official [sic], we have noticed the local crocodile population is very sparse, and since Oklahoma stakes it's reputation on the quality of it's alligators, that we should take care of the local armadillo population better, namely so that once the coyote population moves in from the golf, they will have to work for their food, thus preventing them from being too lazy (to appeal to the republican talking points)

thanks for your consideration

food 

@typhlosion emailing the mayor to complain about how the people at kfc keep forgetting to give me a spoon when I order ice cream

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