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a horse walks into a code review. its review partner, noticing an unused integer variable, says: "why the `long face;`?"

bev 

@bossposs right??? new favorite fall flavor, move aside pumpkin spice

𝐵𝑜𝑠𝑠 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 : 𝐴𝑙𝑒𝑥 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑙

bev 

starbucks has apple crisp flavor now and its good in chai latte. give it a try

re: neg 

it is so fucking hot and i am so tired and constantly sweating and miserable

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neg 

i try to make my tiredposting very funny but i think im suffering from some kind of rare summer variant of seasonal affective disorder

I've distilled myself into an emoji and three letters

@venko every day events follow causally from other events, right in front of me and god and everyone. when will this stop

mancapoly. monopoly + mancala hybrid game. i bet this would be cool

my take is that *only* hot dogs are sandwiches. nothing else is

a monk asked the zen master, "do cows have buddha-nature?" the master replied, "moo"

nsfw, my art 

@dogfluid@yiff.life god your art is so good what the helllll... i'd love to commission you again soon

bust I drew of Zest's new design. finally in full colour!

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