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it's kind of funny that the only time parasocial relationships really get a specific reaction out of me is when i feel bad for not liking someone's work

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it makes me sad because her production chops are legit and i love her instrumental music but when she sings i just. behh

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am i the only one who bounces hard off of patricia taxxon's singing voice

yeah you could only do one season of it but it'd be so cool as a deconstruction of the format

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i want to make a reality tv show that's framed as a competition, artists compete to make the best whatever art, but at the end it's revealed that there wasn't any competition at all and everyone gets an equal share of prize money and all the art goes up in a cool gallery

lewd joke about dune 

"bless the coming and going of him" is just a way to cope with getting dicked-n-dashed by the shai-hulud

the problem with right click downloading NFTs is i have never seen an NFT that is actually worth taking up space on my hard drive

how can i help you, king dedede?

i need a market to launder that there money!

that's what we do best at N-F-T!

we'd better get it with an ugly-ass chimpanzee!

making someone sit through a two hour sprint planning meeting when they don't even have access to the code base yet should be a fucking crime

@typhlosion I want this to exist and also I don't?

I'm bumping into students who are annoyed that their teacher told them x•x=x² ("there are two x's, so put a little ² over the x") but for some reason when they do the same thing and write x+x=x² their teacher takes off a bunch of points??

so there has to be some grounding the operations in a physical reality (or axioms) less arbitrary than "bishops/multiplication move diagonally and rooks/addition move orthogonally because that's what the rulebook says"

but there definitely seems to be something in this space that would be extremely helpful

fish do not fear me. fear implies a solution. they simply gaze upon me in placid acceptance, for to them i am as vast and inevitable as the setting sun. women want me, but again, much like the sunset, they know i cannot be obtained, only admired from mortal distance

puzzle game with shapes that have rules about how they relate to each other and how to move them around, and the goal is to get one of them by itself on one side of the puzzle, and aha - we tricked you - you've been doing basic algebra this whole time

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doing a lot of killer sudoku has given me a knack for partitioning numbers into smaller ones that sum to them. maybe if we made puzzle games that required you to learn math concepts to play them at a high level, early math education would suck less. replace times tables with something fun that, as a side effect, makes you learn times tables over the course of doing it a lot

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