kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

@hoppet chirp

@Gulfie the team's logic was that getting a shovel would be easy, forgetting that they're working for a government department and hence can't get anything done quickly ever

@kobi_lacroix 🤢

@aoife codename: chuckster

- task name: Need gravedigging
- user story: As a developer, I want to be able to dig my own grave and jump in it so I don't have to deal with scrum's aggressive boilerplate and weird ceremonies.
- story points: 3
- outcome: not completed
- reason: shovel will arrive next sprint

relatedly, does anyone have advice on updating your resume

i will pay any amount of money to ensure nobody ever feels they have to take two hours to explain scrum to me ever again

@fillertrack clearly the girls are sad for other reasons so they go to the club for each other's comfort

taco hell live menos

can superman canonically speak/understand any language other than english? relatedly, have there ever been any superman comics where he has to enlist help to understand someone speaking another language? it occurs to me that everyone thinks of him as such an uninteresting character because he can solve any problem, but that's not necessarily true if he can't be communicated to about the problem

@BatElite you're the only bat around here

@BatElite cutie bat detected

@kelly "Fight for a world, where Bosses, Landlords and the concept of private property are only a distant memory. Fight for the People!" oh hell yes this gets my dollars

@kelly ooh gotcha! for some reason i thought gb rober was the name of the developer. i'll have to take a look!