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anxious prose poem 

the movement of a pendulum is described by the force of gravity and the potential and kinetic forces on its weight. it is constrained by the metal rod of fixed length holding it to the fulcrum around which it swings.

what defines me? what forces define me?

i am described by the gravity of my physical needs and the potential and kinetic forces of my struggle to fulfill them. i am constrained by the monetary rod holding me to a fulcrum about which i am swung.

money flows into and out of me like motion on a puck of metal; i am pulled by forces external to me; like a puck of metal, i cannot act upon myself; i'm left swinging; i know when i come to a standstill is when the bills stop.

like a puck of metal, i feel like my shape doesn't matter as much as what can be extracted from me. i want to be my shape. i want to loop around the fulcrum. i want to exist beyond phase space. i want to create. i want to scream. i want to sleep. i want to care and be cared for. i want to cut this fucking rod out of me.

i remain swinging.

saying donot instead of don't

Pros:
- same amount of characters
- funny and pleasing
- wrong

Cons:
- TBD

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@rainwarrior fuck! this is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me!

@iitalics and 10000 gecs is gonna have *not*-autotuned laura les and she sounds equally good. she doesn't even need the autotune. it's just an aesthetic choice

@fluttergirly im the best bug in the world. the slugcat can take second place

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social beanie babies have physical utility beyond their speculative value yeah

anxious prose poem 

the movement of a pendulum is described by the force of gravity and the potential and kinetic forces on its weight. it is constrained by the metal rod of fixed length holding it to the fulcrum around which it swings.

what defines me? what forces define me?

i am described by the gravity of my physical needs and the potential and kinetic forces of my struggle to fulfill them. i am constrained by the monetary rod holding me to a fulcrum about which i am swung.

money flows into and out of me like motion on a puck of metal; i am pulled by forces external to me; like a puck of metal, i cannot act upon myself; i'm left swinging; i know when i come to a standstill is when the bills stop.

like a puck of metal, i feel like my shape doesn't matter as much as what can be extracted from me. i want to be my shape. i want to loop around the fulcrum. i want to exist beyond phase space. i want to create. i want to scream. i want to sleep. i want to care and be cared for. i want to cut this fucking rod out of me.

i remain swinging.

they should make dakimakuras for canonically tiny characters that fit on a normal sized pillow

it was the based of times, it was the cringe of times

@kat @Kaffe@chitter.xyz i dunno, my dad is cis and he loves pickles

@fillertrack iirc he's gone back on this at least a little bit in recent years

@Aradia i will have brought this concern up to them in the previous year's meeting

i went to the 75th annual World Time Travelers Foundation conference yesterday. i was so inspired by the experience that i went and started the World Time Travelers Foundation

asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hello!

i need $60 for groceries and $80 for medical weed ($140 total)

i've been trying to do freelance video editing and/or find a job as a video editor, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles_outline: :blacker_heart_outline:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

bawdy 

need a t-shirt with "i have a big dick, i just need energy"

A small and portable Scheme implementation with AOT and incremental compilers that fits in 4K github.com/udem-dlteam/ribbit | lobste.rs/s/8vtuhs #lisp #plt

Christmas is coming so with it I post my favorite meme for the occasion.

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