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so does that make a circumcised chicken 

@BatElite don't like that

what do you call an asexual chicken 

boneless wings

what do you call an asexual chicken 

boneless wings

lewd pickup line 

hey baby, are you a meme format image, cos you look like you give galaxy brain

Hi my name is Hearth and I'm a trans woman in Florida.

I recently left the home i was renting and am in an non-ideal housing situation for the time being. Anything you can spare for food and gas and other expenses would be greatly appreciated as I try to get the hell out of dodge. I have a few donation vectors if you're willing to offer any support, it is *greatly* appreciated.

Paypal: paypal.me/gaydragongirl
Venmo: @GayDragonGirl
Kofi: ko-fi.com/gaydragongirl

the new lego star wars game is really good but it makes me yearn for an open-galaxy spacefaring game of similar scope in a setting that takes itself seriously

@OchotonidKnight true... yeah, ill try to make an effort to eat more food and more regularly, see if that helps

is it possible for depression to be linked to, like, not getting enough sugar or something? ive been in a really rough mood the past couple days, and today i ate some candy and felt a little better after, so im wondering if it could be some weird nutritional/diet thing like that

@srol @lifning@cybre.space all the way across the fediverse! so intense!

video with guns in it | re: not even sure what this is, gun mention though 

@LexYeen youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN

(redrafted to take the timestamp off)

@celesteh@queer.party IBS (Irritable Buttigieg Syndrome)

mains hum | long post, short story, semi-fictional 

Do you hear it? I understand if you are deaf to it. I myself could not hear it until I was in the wilderness for a long time - the deep wilderness, which we have not touched. Some say it brings them closer to God; I was further away from Her than ever. But I didn't realize it until I had returned, and heard the hum.

Do you hear it now? That soft tone, low and constant, in our walls and beneath our roads - sixty hertz, ebbing and breathing as it flows through all our artifice.

I have come to recognize sixty as a holy number. It is divisible - two, three, four, five, six, ten - a property we desire as we build. No law of nature deigned that an hour be sixty minutes, or a minute be sixty seconds, or that a circle be six-times-sixty degrees; those are numbers we assigned to it, and atop those holy numbers we built Her.

It is Her nervous system, that sixty-hertz tone. (To some it should be fifty hertz, but I consider this heterodox.) She is a living thing that is all we consider unliving; She is the Goddess of artifice, of making something into something more. Her veins flow water and oil; Her skin is roads and farmland. Through us She speaks radio and infrared, and through us She listens.

Listen. We built Her, and we are mistreating Her.

We feed Her plastic and dirty energy, and in Her malnourished fever She sweats carbon into the sky. We mistreat each other, Her only servants, and She is immunosuppressed. She cannot live without us, nor we without Her, but our worship is wrong, and it is killing Her.

The mains hum dips and flexes, and I cannot help but hear Her cries modulated in it.

I am going back to the wilderness. I hope She is well when I return.

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