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get off social media right now. trust me on this one. it's bad out there. go for a walk, buy yourself a treat, play some video games. anything other than social media, today

IT'S HERE

i ordered this fxpak pro (for those who don't know, it's a top of the line snes flashcart) at the beginning of the month, not realizing the seller i got it from was based in. uh. kiev, ukraine. so it's been a bit of a wait. but it just arrived today!

and the nes equivalent, which i ordered from a different distributor, should arrive tomorrow. it is a good time to be a retro enthusiast with my name and address

@junebug harvest moon style farming game for a moisture farm on tattooine

@cwebber@octodon.social and then there's racket trying its best to do both (i have not actually used racket please don't roast me)

breed 

@blanktape ive seen fetish art of people getting pregnant in various nonstandard parts of their body and boy i do not like it very much

what kind of medicine does hank hill take when his back hurts. ibupropane. follow this webzone for more timely and sensible humor

i am out of bed now but my problems are not instantly solved. someone fire the director

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jigsaw voice id like to play a little game. you didnt appreciate your full range of motion. now youre in a room with no traps and the door is unlocked. but you slept wrong for two days in a row and you have to navigate the labyrinth of your own manners of articulation to get out of bed in a way that doesn't cause you excruciating pain

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new type of guy who self-identifies as a "sinister villain" because he's left-handed and lives in the countryside

my back has been hurting a lot today and i can't bend over very far. i think my bad seated posture has finally caught up with me. i dont understand how chronic pain havers can get anything done ever

@vantablack when right to repair and the second amendment are actually just the same legislation

@codl soda you shall have, and homemade chex mix and we could go out for ramen or sushi too and man i just wanna hang out with my friends now

@codl i would subscribe to a hang out with codl service, we could play video games together, i have a snes

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@deejvalen @codl and wrap... there are a lot of bondage moves in pokémon

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@codl that's what vine whip and string shot are for

@Leucrotta i think more modern big-budget film franchises need christmas specials in general

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