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bawdy 

i call her mad max the way she give me thunder dome

when two gaslight gatekeep girlbosses fall in love they become liesbians

[destiny joke] what's a mashup artist's favorite exotic weapon 

outbreak perfected. it makes you a siva gunner

fictional suicide mention 

@matoakit @chimerror my first thought was "food selfie" (i.e. he shot a picture of himself with a camera) but then he wouldn't go out for it

bawdy, i guess 

checking out a website's source is gay. what are you hoping to do there? get <head> and look at men's <body>s?

heresy 

jesus was suspended from a structure and physically abused until the sweetness of salvation sprang forth from his wounds. therefore, i posit that he was the first piñata

This week, I put a fully-functioning Linux in a website, running entirely in client-side Javascript!

🐧 linuxpuzzles.blinry.org 🐧

It's a prototype for making web-based command line tutorials. Compared to a game or tool you have to download, I hope they will be much more accessible. ✨

did you know: my parents, who are alive and bother me via text message every day, are older than the US statehood of hawaii. just in case you needed an actual factoid to back up claims that american imperialism is alive and well

@LilyVers@queer.party this is mastodon, scuttlebutt is a different decentralized social media service

Hey critters! It's my partneryeen's ✨birthday✨ and I'm moving in with them soon, so if you're so inclined, consider going through the wish list or add some funds.

:blobcatrainbow:

vulpine.club/@LexYeen/10944631

what's samus' least favorite instrument 

the SA-Xophone

@lioness @heatherhorns iirc it was genuinely a cultural thing at least in the case of ancient greece. small packages were considered a sign of self control and a signifier of male beauty, whereas larger or erect ones were seen as gross, base, and comical

Jaywalking was invented 100 years ago by car companies to outlaw walking

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