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I have just found, on Amazon, a USB peripheral which is a gearshift for a manual transmission car

Challenge: What is the funniest way you could utilize this peripheral in software

amazon.ca/Thrustmaster-Shifter

tarot lewd no 

@ShadowJonathan that's just wands, or swords, depending on how you feel about cocks

🐦‍⬛ Animal #69 🐛
I figured it out in 3 guesses!
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@kurrikage i just want to know what's so explicit about the root beer float

@socks it's on my wishlist already! thank you for reminding me of it though

Animal photo 003: gorgeous moth 

Animal of the day (003)

This absolutely stunning moth is called the Giant Leopard Moth. "Giant" might be a slight exaggeration, as it only reaches a wingspan of about 3 inches, but isn't it just fluffingly gorgeous? It is endemic to North America, from Columbia to southern Ontario, Canada, where I live. I have yet to see one in the wild, but it is known to be attracted to bitter, unripe vegetables and broccoli flowers, so I know what I've got to do next spring! With a bit of luck, I'll one day reply to this post with my own photograph of one of these charismatic arthropods.🤞

#Wahnimals #animals #nature #moth
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@spottyfox "i fear not this sorcerer's vile powers," said the hero, drawing his dip pen with a stoic look

Being biromantic means that you have magical influence over ballpoint pens

🐳 Animal #68 🐀
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
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@orrery
>ordered over ice
>served mixed in with the ice on the same vertical level as it

AI nonsense, bluesky screenshot, mild lewd, cartoon guns, uhh 

Facebook Messenger has added ai-generated stickers and it's going exactly how you'd expect

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