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i think the canned laugh track should have a more active role in sitcoms that have it. have them boo, have them groan, have them go silent when a joke doesn't land. hell, have the actors interact with the audience a bit, even when there's no "physical" audience to interact with. i bet that'd be kinda fresh as sitcom gimmicks go

food, hypothetical question 

assume for the sake of argument that all the ingredients the colony will use will be provided in a sustainable postcapitalist way and such. the point is the menu itself

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food, hypothetical question 

so say we're building this amazing postcapitalist moon colony that will house, feed, and provide medical care for every last one of its members completely for free, in a sustainable way. however, due to a brand deal made under a complete misunderstanding of the project, all of the colony's food needs will be met - again, at no cost - exclusively by a single restaurant chain

which restaurant's menu would you pick as an exclusive food source, and why? discuss

i found out how deep the rabbit hole goes. it's like, a few feet. some rabbits were very upset by my incursion.

are there any good horror films about depression, because i certainly feel like my own movie monster sometimes

re: that thing i just wrote 

@casta insert sad cowboy emoji here

re: that thing i just wrote 

do kids these days even know "i made you a cookie but i eated it"... im too young to feel old

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this is just to say 

i have eated
the cookie
that was in
my oven

and which
i was certainly
making
for you

forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so warm

o, what a pitiful shame that we are stuck with Javascript as the lingua franca of the web, all of its many dangerous warts and pitfalls an indelible stain on the platform

now to take a big sip of coffee as I ponder the timeless beauty of the Unix way, with its elegant lingua franca, shell scripts

@V ive thought a lot about how there's a divide in popular discourse between "antifa" (it's even accented differently when the news and such talk about it - an TEE fah) as a radical group, and the stance of being against fascism

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fucked up that people Know Computer. nobody should Know Computer

Heya folks! I'm moving over from @catoxis, so please give this a boost so I can get my lists back in order and let people enjoy this slice of Cheshire madness~

:boost_ok:

bad brain 

i go to bed every night sad and stressed and dreading the next day

i know this is not normal but i dont know how to change it

@socks someone else reminded me of the yakuza friday night meme later too

y'know, given their name, atauri doesn't seem to employ any four-legged -- (something is whispered into my ear) -- what do you MEAN it's not spelled that way

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