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what kind of medicine does hank hill take when his back hurts. ibupropane. follow this webzone for more timely and sensible humor

i am out of bed now but my problems are not instantly solved. someone fire the director

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jigsaw voice id like to play a little game. you didnt appreciate your full range of motion. now youre in a room with no traps and the door is unlocked. but you slept wrong for two days in a row and you have to navigate the labyrinth of your own manners of articulation to get out of bed in a way that doesn't cause you excruciating pain

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new type of guy who self-identifies as a "sinister villain" because he's left-handed and lives in the countryside

my back has been hurting a lot today and i can't bend over very far. i think my bad seated posture has finally caught up with me. i dont understand how chronic pain havers can get anything done ever

@vantablack when right to repair and the second amendment are actually just the same legislation

@codl soda you shall have, and homemade chex mix and we could go out for ramen or sushi too and man i just wanna hang out with my friends now

@codl i would subscribe to a hang out with codl service, we could play video games together, i have a snes

re: kink joke 

@deejvalen @codl and wrap... there are a lot of bondage moves in pokémon

re: kink joke 

@codl that's what vine whip and string shot are for

@Leucrotta i think more modern big-budget film franchises need christmas specials in general

@gamehawk@weirder.earth it's also about matter, energy, and space

@the_feral_housewife men already have so much privilege, they don't need erections too

do you think pokémon would be as much of a cultural mainstay as it is today if the 1st-gen games weren't so full of poor programming and strange glitches that they spawned volumes of urban legends and horror stories

me: as a foreigner, if i did e2j localization i'd probably keep it safe with the first person pronouns. none of the weird media only stuff because i'd probably get the usage wrong
also me: basil absolutely uses wagahai

Postfurries: We have imaginations and we're not afraid to use them.

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