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An analogy for fedi feeds: "Home" is the folks you like hanging out with. "Local" is the cafe where you like hanging out. "Federated" is the city the cafe is in.

#twittermigration

kobold: uwu
dragon: wow!! how do you do that?
kobold: well first u gotta close both your eyes like your taking a big nap
dragon: ok u_u
kobold: then u put on a smile like you just ate some good cookie dough!
dragon: uwu
kobold: yea!!

@flowerpatch@queer.af @LilyVers@queer.party whoa! girlses!

Writers are taught not to write wish-fulfillment—it's too easy, boring, or low stakes. But that reasoning is wrong. It only seems that way because we've all already read thousands of wish-fulfillment stories about cis het able-bodied white males, so they're very... predictable.

For every other demographic?

Readers actively, desperately crave wish-fulfillment stories about themselves, because they rarely if ever see them.

#writing #craft

lewd 

she call me kirby the way i go mouthful mode on her forgotten land

@CAETFOOD OOPS i was not aware of this original post, that couplet arose out of my own brain. truly there is no new meme under the sun

@srol apparently daria was a beavis and butt-head character before she got her own show

@CAETFOOD
while i nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping,

i like when sitcoms make spinoffs starring side characters. frasier, daria, etc

but i think they should keep going with it. those spinoffs should make spinoffs, and so on, until the cast of characters is completely unrecognizable from the original

‘My hands have now regained the moderate ability they possessed before I was captured,’ observed Maturin, ‘but his have gone on to a point I never thought he could reach: his hands and his mind. I am amazed. In his own way he is the secret rat of the world.’

With a heavy heart, I must announce my departure from tech. After much contemplation and soul-searching, I have come to realize that my true calling lies elsewhere - the shadowy, eldritch realm of Lovecraftian horror.

For too long, I have been confined to the mundane realities of coding and debugging, but the allure of ancient deities and forbidden knowledge has beckoned me forth. I can no longer resist the Great Old Ones, and must set forth on a journey to explore the mysteries of the cosmos.

@Felthry you didn't at all! you were super helpful. the nap was just because i got five hours of sleep last night and really needed a nap

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