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oh the year was 1778 (how i wish i was in sherbrooke now)
when a letter of marque came from the king
to the sluttiest vessel i'd ever seen

@Moot crashing without saving your progress more like perma-death

her: you better not be ice cream when i come pick you up
me: (putting away the stand mixer) okay honey

@acegikmo bad and naughty vectors get put in the quiggler (quaternion wiggler)

A list of things to do today:

Wake Up

Eat Breakfast

Get dressed

Go to Frog’s house

Take walk with Frog

Eat lunch

Take nap

Play game with Frog

Eat supper

Go to sleep

cursed 

the Greek alphabet: alpha (α), beta (β), charlie (ϲ), delta (Δ), epsilon (ε), foxtrot (ƒ), gamma (Ҁ), helios (Ӈ), iota (𝑖), juliet (𝒋), kilo (κ), lambda (Γ), mu (ꝳ), november (η), omicron (θ), pi (π), quebec (Ϙ), rho (®), sigma (ꭍ), tau (τ), upsilon (μ), victor (ν), whiskey (ω), xi (χ), yankee (ψ), zeta (ζ).

@bogpunk theyre not even losing money. theyre just *not getting* money they *wanted* and calling it theft

@blogdiva @aprilfollies every year i forget about the bulwer-lytton contest and every year i am overjoyed to rediscover it

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