kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

@typhlosion cowboy hat modifier that works with literally any other emoji

rly wish masto supported alternate versions of posts? activitypub has the ability to do that, and it'd be useful for all sorts of stuff? like, different languages, and a screen reader friendly alternative to emojo spam

idk maybe instead of hearing "hacker i hacker m hacker g hacker a hacker y" you could just hear "hacker voice i'm gay"

stuff like that

mastodon.social has too many users and people are starting to block it because they effectively have one mod.

I urge people not to use mastodon.social if they cherish their followers outside it.

if your form _requires_ a last name, first off, stop doing that nonsense, mononymity has existed for eons, and second off, where required, I currently use “🦊” as my placeholder last name

also I haven’t had to fill out offline forms in ages but next time I do I’m writing my name as U+2600

my version of link from a thing with my pal ye i should draw more in this style tbh

"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I trained a neural network on 1,228 types of cookies and apparently these are what cookies sound like to it.
http://aiweirdness.com/post/180892528177/aw-yeah-its-time-for-cookies-with-neural-networks

The young woman thought carefully before speaking to the Genie.

"I wish to understand anything I read, no matter the language."

"Your wish is granted."

"I wish for the ability to summon any written work."

"Your wish is granted."

"And I wish to be able to transcribe all that I learn."

"Your wish is granted."

Alexandria took a deep breath. It's not every century a library is reborn with a will of its own. There was so much to rebuild.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

I hereby propose that the opposite of a milkshake duck is a sonicfox

if you say howdy without a shred of shame smash that retoot